joke

A boy caught his dad avn sex
with dier maid, d fathr gav
hm#500 not 2 tel anybodi
includn his mum, d boy replied:
dad dz is unfair mum gave me
#1500 weni caught her wiv d
gate-man... Lwkmd

Joke of the week (TGIF)

 

 

 

 

 

A lady with large bosoms enters
a bus. She has a rosary around
her neck
wit d cross in btw her big bosom
and d guy sitting beside her can't
just
stop starring at her. Realizing dt
he had been starring for over 10
minutes, d lady, touching d
rosary asks d guy; "Are you
looking at Jesus
Christ who was crucified on d
cross?" The guy replies; "No, I'm
actually
looking at the two thieves
crucified beside Him" lolz!

 

 

 

 

Benefits Of Having A Website

Far Cheaper and Much More Flexible Than Print Advertising.

The Internet is extremely different from print advertising in that space is cheap, your advertisement is accessible for a longer period of time, the content can be changed without having to ask someone to do it for you (if you use a content management system) and you can potentially reach a wider audience.
This is not to say that you should not use other forms of advertising at all   You can use it to entice people to visit your website and find out about your company and potentially open two-way communication between the potential customer and a sales person.
  

Offer Convenience

It is far more convenient for a person to research a product on the Internet than it is to get in a car, drive somewhere and look for or ask someone for information on a product. Also, a potential customer won t have to judge a call centre agent to determine whether he/she has their best interests in mind, or just wants to make a sale.
The potential customer can visit your website whenever they like in their own privacy and comfort, without the stresses and distractions that exist in the  real world .
Your website is a self-service medium   for example, instead of having to wait in a long cue to pay your TV License, you can now do it electronically through the TV License website.

Diversify Revenue Streams

A website is not just a medium for representation of your company, it is a form of media from which everybody can acquire information. You can use this media to sell advertising space to other businesses.

 Standardize Sales Performance

By looking at which approached / pitches have worked in the past and those which have not, you can produce the ultimate pitch and use it with your website, so that you use it on every customer. No more training of sales people and waiting for them to get a feel for your line of trade.

Add Value and Satisfaction

By offering convenience, a point of reference and that touch of individualized customer service, you ultimately add value to your offering and your customers experience a higher level of satisfaction.

 Improve credibility

A website gives you the opportunity to tell potential customers what you are about and why you deserve their trust and confidence. In fact, many people use the internet for pre-purchase research so that they can determine for themselves whether a particular supplier or brand is worthy of their patronage, and won t take them for a ride.
The Internet also allows for Viral Marketing   where your website visitors spread positive word-of-mouth about your business - your customers do your marketing!

Promote your  Brick  n  Mortar  Presence

Getting lost trying to find a place can be frustrating for a potential customer. You can publish what they call a  dummy map  on your website, which shows directions and landmarks graphically, and the potential customer can print it out when looking for your  Brick  n  Mortar  premises.